"Alice's Restaurant Massacre" from Alice's Restaurant by Arlo Guthrie, 1967 on youtube.
This story/song is a lot of fun.
Genuine Hippie Sez:
Joke
A Hippie and a square walk into a bar. Bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of a joke?"
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