Genuine Hippie Sez:
Tax the Rich, Feed the Poor
Conservatives say: If it's too easy for workers to get by (minimum wage, unions, social security, unemployment insurance) then they won't work hard enough. We must not coddle them or they'll be de-incentivized.
Conservatives also say: If it's too hard for the rich to get richer (taxes, regulation), they won't work hard enough. We must coddle them or they'll be de-incentivized.
See what they did there? (Hint: read just the bold.)